Intro: Zach and Travis sitting on a couch, Zach and Travis sitting on a couch. Zach: Travis, what are you doing? Travis: I’m trying to rip this phone book in half. I shit my pants! Zach: So you strained yourself so hard to rip that phone book you went and shit your pants? Travis: Oh, no, no, no. I shit my pants yesterday. I just wanted to tell you. Zach: Wow!