Keith Urban Dictionary

Keith Urban Dictionary


Hello,
I’m Keith Urban Dictionary. I used to be regular Keith Urban, but I was having a hard time reaching today’s youth. That all changed one night, when I was getting crunk, and I peeped the Urban Dictionary. It really turnt up my song writing,
and put me onto some nxtsht… (confused) Nxtsht… (determined) Nxtsht… Well, I haven’t quite mastered that one yet. But on my latest album, “Keith Urban Dictionary Sings”, you’ll find all the latest phrases and slangs. I made it in my beat laboratory, and it’s on fleek. Here’s a sample. (Music Playing) ♪ Her face was busted ♪
♪ She was poorly dressed ♪ ♪ I was hashtag blessed when she swiped to the left. ♪ ♪ Hashtag blessed, oh hashtag blessed ♪ ♪ Swipe to the left if you’re busted, yes ♪ That one took me a year to write. Here’s another called “What I said”. ♪ You’re the best. You’re awesome sauce ♪
♪ And your Twitter’s super clever ♪ ♪ You broke the Internet for the win ♪
♪ Said no one ever ♪ That’s literally not even a thing. One thing I learned when I was reading the Urban Dictionary is that the goal of the Internet is to be mean to people. While it’s normally not my style, I really gave it a go in this next sick track, phat beat joint… song. ♪ Resting bitch face, such a disgrace ♪
♪ I ain’t gonna let you into my place ♪ ♪ With that gosh-darn resting bitch face, Bill ♪ That’s a song about a person I know
who has resting bitch face. Right Bill? Bill – I don’t have resting bitch face. Keith – You do…
Bill – No I don’t. So just keep going with the commercial. Keith – Bill, do you have a mirror at home?
Bill – (sarcastically) Yeah… Keith – Do you have soap and water?
Bill – (sarcastically) Yeah… Keith – Well maybe you could use a bit of it to get that bitch off your face before you come to work in the morning. Bill – (quietly) Wh…
(normally) Keep rolling. This next one is inspired by… technology. ♪ Uber, Tinder, Instagram ♪
♪ Picstitch, Yelp and Words with Friends ♪ ♪ Facebook, Zipcar, Google Maps ♪
♪ App Store, Spotify… Snapchat ♪ (run on bumbling)
♪ My Verizon, Facetime, Safari ♪
♪ Podcast, Calculator, Weather ♪ (run on bumbling)
♪ Kayak, Skype, WhatsApp ♪ Yeah! Bill – Hey Keith!
Everyone can see you’re just reading off your phone and making it up as you go along. Keith – Uh, hey Bill!
Uh, everyone can see that you’ve got resting bitch face. Bill – Why do you keep saying that?
Keith – Because Internet, Bill (whispering)
Do you see how useful the Urban Dictionary is? Buy the album today,
and you’ll get all these freemium tracks as well: All the No’s (All of them) I’ll Never Get That Minute
And Twenty Seconds Back Again Jesus Wasn’t Basic Dat Booty Tho I’m Aight, N U? No… Just No Throwing Shade At My Dog Like a Boss My Bae is my Shawty, not to be confused with my Boo, who is my Baby’s Momma and not my Bae So look out for “Keith Urban Dictionary Sings”. It’s the only album that Keith Urban looking at the Urban Dictionary on the cover. Available exclusively at Keith Urban Outfitters. Bill – Can we turn his mic down? Keith – Bill?
Turn down for what? (background music playing)
♪ Yeah! ♪ (music playing) ♪ Barely Ads! ♪
♪ They’re stupid fake commercials. ♪ Oh……

Daniel Ostrander

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99 thoughts on “Keith Urban Dictionary

  1. Sugan Ganesan says:

    Turn down for what!! Killed me !!

  2. Kelly U. says:

    Very funny. But I'm not sure why 'Keith Urban' has a fake New Zealand accent. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Ivana AO says:

    lmao! you are awesome sauce todd! keyofawesome nxtsht #blessed

  4. sophia capone says:

    PO BOX PLEASE

  5. sophia capone says:

    P.O box video please I sent you something great

  6. kanye test says:

    am i the only one that paused to read the descriptions for the phrases

  7. Anna Kate Littlejohn says:

    PUT TODD IN MORE STUFF HES SOOOOO HOT ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„

  8. popeicus says:

    anyone else actually want to buy this album

  9. bricorner says:

    Leave country artists alone!

  10. sarah redding says:

    oh my freaking god you are the best mark for making this oh and please tell Monroe,Jan,Travis, and Tom that they rock and i love them thank you love Sarah Reddingย 

  11. Lomax0506 says:

    That's a surprisingly good attempt at an Australian accent by an American- 8/10.ย  Most Americans cannot do an Australian accent- they just end up sounding British Cockney.

  12. Rachel solis says:

    Umm where can I buy one these albums

  13. gabe brelage says:

    Sad thing was, I actually liked some of the songs

  14. Shaima Hassan says:

    Do you have a mirror at home?
    Yeah.
    Do you have soap and water?
    Yeah.
    Well maybe you could use a bit of it to wash that bitch off your face before you come to work in the morning.

    Best… Thing… EVER!

  15. TylerTube says:

    Did anyone else make a bitch face at the bitch face part of this video? You better not be making a bitch face at this comment!

  16. Matt Johnston says:

    Rarely do I laugh so freakin hard at youtube. This was awesome!

  17. maxcardun says:

    There's 3 minutes of my life I want back.

  18. LIAM MCCOLLUM says:

    129

  19. Carolyn Hutchinson says:

    Heyy katiekat weekly

  20. Megan Wing says:

    I loved it!!! Keith Urban is awesome and so is this parody

  21. Gizmo Dorner says:

    I have the weirdest boner…..

  22. Claire S says:

    With the wig Todd looks a bit like Chris Lilley from Summer Heights High

  23. PR3Y says:

    Still better than anything Keith Urban has ever created before.

  24. Caleb Witts says:

    Dude looks like Jim carrey dressed like Keith urban

  25. Amy Clark says:

    Thought this was a different Keith urban ๐Ÿ™ ahh well, great job anyways! As always!

  26. Miracle Montgomery says:

    Bring back super hero therapy

  27. Julian Fuentes says:

    This Keith urban is much more improved….good job guys!

  28. oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea says:

    Shut the fuck up keith urban is so hot and I can garuntee you he aint hot time for ya'lls bullcrap

  29. oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea says:

    This shit aint ducking funny like gomrow up I used to like you now u fuckimg suck

  30. Karlis Berzins says:

    because internet… got to remember that one for when talking to stupid people

  31. Communist Pootis Birb says:

    I hate people who say "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" It's sounds like something a group of immature 10 year olds would say. In reality it's what teens say when they just did something stupid, and think it's "cool".

  32. Marissa Roth says:

    Resting bitxh face is thee best! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    I love you KOA! Its makes my day, err day. Haha

  33. 36tripleduce says:

    this one sounds like a "flight of the concords" episode, Keith Urban is Australian not a New Zealander. wishย he was a New Zealander. thereย is a bit of a back lash in Australia against Keith because he sound so much like a yank and is pretty much disliked for this reason ย 

  34. thekawaiituber says:

    I PAUSED AND SAW BENIDICT CUMBERBATCHS NAME

  35. avgn1000 says:

    the cringe of the accent

  36. EBFilmsMan says:

    BAE MEANS "POOP" IN DANISH!

  37. Tmask M says:

    terrible

  38. Hazuki says:

    Who's Keith Urban?

  39. Melek xo says:

    Clever idea

  40. Brooke Addison says:

    That New Zealand accent tho… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. Joseph Smithe says:

    because internet, bill

  42. John Lawrence says:

    I'd buy this album if it were real.

  43. Ian Harper says:

    What the fuck accent are you going for

  44. mannymmv says:

    OMG, I died at RBF! …Unfortunately every person in a rap video now a days suffers from RBF. They're literally unwatchable.

  45. wheremyhose says:

    Pitbull and Keith Urban are the same person? I KNEW IT!

  46. Timothy Campbell says:

    I can't wait until the north Koreans squeeze off an EMP and shut the internet down for good

  47. Word Warlock says:

    the sound guy has R.B.F!!!!

  48. sog995 says:

    Because internetย 

  49. chaim moses says:

    i love koa because who else would think of this stuff

  50. Dee and James says:

    Yeah, nah – mate, when us kiwis asked for you to keep him, we were talking about Russell Crowe, not Keith Urban

  51. CIn flor says:

    who is keith…? I don't want to search all in google

  52. Thebluefus says:

    Hilarious!

  53. Ashweeena TV says:

    As an Aussie I can say it was a pretty good attempt at an Aussie accent, well done!

  54. TheSuperf12 says:

    god i was pausing and playing and pausing the whole video…

  55. Paula Zimmerman-Taylor says:

    Har. ย Imagine keith urban teaching me sh*& I didn't know!

  56. Lauren Thomson says:

    so funny

  57. Charlotte says:

    Id buy this if it was real

  58. Ally Deciantis says:

    Wait is this the actor from Summer Heights High???

  59. Bad Little Wolf says:

    kristen stuart has resting bitch face

  60. Bryce Bowman says:

    He looks like Sam with highlights

  61. DreamingMomma 17 says:

    This is awesome ๐Ÿ™‚

  62. RS MoByrd says:

    oh my f-ing gosh i would buy that i am lik dead ass

  63. Savana Bias says:

    Keith Urban Doesn't talk like that his one of my favorite singers

  64. Link says:

    Can I see his Deck Pictures?

  65. Tris Blackshaw says:

    Your Australian accent is pretty good, Todd. Better than your NZ one anyway.

  66. Link says:

    Urban DECKtionary

    Anyone who gets it PLEZ like and/or comment

  67. The Quintessential says:

    The beginning is more like Billy Ray Cyrus and the end is a Keith Urban parody

  68. xMirjanax says:

    oh, but now i really want this album!!!

  69. Andy A says:

    Hahahah love it

  70. Kamila Coleman says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  71. Juan Rivas says:

    667667

  72. Tito says:

    I want a full song of RBF

  73. James Boules says:

    #restingbitchface ..love it

  74. chloe watson says:

    why does he sound australian ??

  75. Hayden Ho says:

    Yiss, Ie luv Muricane.

  76. Menacing Banjo says:

    Just to document all the song titles in text form for googling purposes:

    All The No's (All of them)
    Obligatory On-Topic Comment
    Humblebragging About My Baby Bump
    I'll Never Get That Minute And Twenty Seconds Back Again
    Hot Dog Legs
    Jesus Wasn't Basic
    Feeling All The Feelings
    Dat Booty Tho
    WTF, I can't even
    I'm aight, N U?
    FML My Baby's Ghosting
    No…Just No
    Cray Christmas
    Throwing Shade At My Dog Like a Boss
    Amazeballs Grace
    My Bae is my Shawty, not to be confused with my Boo, who is my Baby's Momma and not my Bae

  77. Leo Go says:

    2:44 "What are thooooooooooooose" ?

  78. Stijn Weijters says:

    Keith Urban Decktionary

  79. Brighton Whigham says:

    I wish I could buy it on iTunes

  80. Nolan D'Esopo says:

    Benedict Cumberbatch because internet just broke me.

  81. Sam Eddington says:

    "The goal of the Internet is to be mean to people." Sadly, that never gets less true.

  82. Copper Corsair says:

    Bioshock 5 is awesome beyond awesome.

  83. Robin T. says:

    I know all of the words he defined on screen. like if you did too.

  84. rachel k says:

    Never seen idiots like these…..

  85. ivana danilovic says:

    B

  86. Zayaan A says:

    Do they really get paid if we watch the ads coz I just watched a frikin 21 minute ad without skipping it.

  87. Maeca LaRochelle says:

    Omg really ๐Ÿ˜

  88. Maeca LaRochelle says:

    Knowing about Keith so much, this was hell but so funny to me.

  89. Jessica Montz says:

    this guy doing the parody looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

  90. -- says:

    LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME YOU HAVE A SOUTHERN ACCENT IS WHEN YOU ARE SINGING. XD
    Australia

  91. nickname says:

    Tinder
    The McDonald's for sex๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

  92. Vinh Nguyแป…n says:

    " My mom just joined Facebook " Lol

  93. MangoManTango says:

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

  94. Bella Vignola says:

    look up gazpacho on urban dictionary

  95. Amentia Darvs says:

    I would buy this

  96. Chad Niggle says:

    Why is he from New Zealand

  97. Channel Abandoned says:

    I genuinely want this

  98. Hayley Valvo says:

    This is weird. Somebody get him a real dictionary

  99. Dawn DePietro says:

    @thekeyofawsome please do more country pop stuff?!

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